A businessman lost his luggage at the airport. He was in a hurry and went straight to the department for lost luggage. He explained to the person who worked there that his luggage was lost and that he must have it back immediately. The woman who worked there said ‘’Don’t worry Sir, we are professionals and we will find your luggage right now. Just may I ask you, did your airplane arrived?’’
A police officer found a great place to watch for speeding motorists. He waited there day after day, but all motorists were driving slow. After several days, and no ticket written, he went up the road and saw a young boy with a big hand painted sign ‘’Slow down. Radar trap ahead’’. The police officer went on the other side of the road and saw another boy, with a sign ‘’Tips’’, and a bucket full with money.
An elementary school teacher asks the class to say the name of some animal starting with a letter E. One girl say ‘’elephant’’. Then the teacher asks them to say some animal whose name starts with a letter T. One boy says ‘’two elephants’’. The teacher sends the boy out from the class. Then she asks the class to say some animal whose name starts with a letter M. A boy from outside the class says ‘’Maybe an elephant’’.
Today was my birthday. I woke up excited and expected many congratulations from my family and friends. When I check my email, I saw congratulation from Google, Facebook and Pizza Hut, but none of my family and friends sent me an email for my birthday.